I have homework to do. Obviously I must procrastinate. With this goal in mind I took the sex test at TheSpark.com.

Results:
The info on your 6 future sex partner(s):
6 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 0 of them!
You have a 82% chance of dying during sex.

Those last two bits do not bode well for our fair hero. And I'm not sure if 6 is a lot, good, bad, et cetera.