"Neptunus, qui regem punire voluit, fecit ut Pasiphae, coniunx eius, taurum amaret; adultera ligno taurum saevum deceperat ut fetum discordem utero ferret."

- Latin via Ovid, Capter XXIX Theseus Cretae, p.277

I guess when one comes across this kind of thing, one should remember ...
Hell, it's twisted! There's not much of an excuse, it's just twisted!