Citizens/Students BEWARE

A giant, odd smelling, black plastic bag is eating the cafeteria at this very moment, while making some kind of vacuum cleaner noise. We advise you to avoid the inside dining area at all costs. Upon further inspection it was found that the giant plastic bag had already eaten the construction workers expanding the dining area. The monster has even been able to brainwash them into working for it. Please stay tuned for there will be no further information.