One of the more amusing things in the world to watch is a short woman in at least four inch heals try to hold what I'm sure was a serious conversation on the street, while balancing an oversized package of Charmin toilet paper rolls on her hip.

Oddly related: Fresh Mates?
Why don't they just call them what they are? They're baby wipes. Ok. There's no escaping the simple fact. They are baby wipes for adults.
Also, the things that I wipe my ass with should not include or require a 'starter kit'.